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Bad Quotes

I don't know why this page exists.
It's quite embarassing, really!
The quotes do not necessarily reflect my view on things.
Can you figure out which quotes are real?

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"Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to hear the answers to." - Hmmmmmm, 20XX
"We learn new words, so we can forget about them minutes later." - Patrick, 420 BC
"Living is the coward's way out." - Santa Claus, 18XX
"I pay my taxes, work and I always vote." - Sasuke, 2003
"Nobody cares until you say that no one cares." - Actual Human Being On This Wretched Earth, 2022
"Tired? Visit hospitals." - Roll, 20XX
"Math in airplanes makes you high." - Clown, 20XX
"Don't talk trash about something you don't know anything about." - Person Too Scared To Say Shit, 20XX
"Bold of you to assume you matter." - Person who Matters?, 2022
"Excitement and invigoration are offered to all men." - Miku Hatsune, 2010