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This is my personal website, where anything and nothing goes. You'll see lots of text with the occasional image.
Chances are, this site won't interest you. You may even dislike me, and that's OK. This entire site is . But even so, I hope to waste your time well.

It is relatively inactive.
There are plans.
This site occassionally discusses potentially distressing topics.
Suggestive images may be present. NSFW content (text, etc.) will be marked as such.

History

December 29th, 2020. That is the date when this site was created. At first, it was ugly. Now, it's just generic.
Why was this site created? Its primary purpose is to store, share and work on my stuff that I had created over the years. Stuff like that weird RPG Maker game. Admittedly, I have fun doing so...

It is now officially one year since it has been created. I hope to keep entertaining you with my things, now, and in the future.

...That's an awfully boring history.

Social Media

I only have few social media accounts. This is because I can't see myself doing something with a TikTok account.

The place where all the scalies are

Enjoyable

Crossovers: What would Naruto Uzumaki's Magic: The Gathering deck look like?

TV shows: 97% of them suck. But that's okay, because 99% of them are fun.

Writing: I suck at it.

Liquorice: It's made out of wood.

Unenjoyable

Bambi: Bambi's mom is an object.

Bodily Humor: Less ass, more sass.
Most say it the other way around. Because. . .

Syringes: Spooky. This isn't a good phobia to have in this day and age.

Overly Long Q&A

F: Are you homo?

A: No, I'm sapiens.

F: Sapiens sapiens?

A: I'm ace/aro.
Because those are two different things. Yes.

F: Why not reptilian, or canine?

A: Are you one of these?

F: Are you a furry/scalie?

A: No.

F: Are lizards cool?

A: Yes, birds are very cool.

F: Draw me a lizard.

A: I don't do commissions. I wonder why.

F: Do you like LGBTQ+?

A: I'm ace/aro.

F: Ever played Changed?

A: No, but ROBLOXians have.

F: If you're sapiens, then I am erectus.

A: I do not want to be assassinated.

F: Why don't you say OwO? Isn't that what furries do?

A: If so, then I'm not a furry. And, saying OwO every sentence is tiring on a phone.

F: So your fursona would be a lizard?

A: No. It'd be human.

F: Do you watch JoJo?

A: I never did.

F: Do you use Netflix?

A: Het.

F: Do you write fanfics?

A: There is one. A single one.

F: What are the best YouTubers in your opinion?

A: I don't watch YouTube often these days.

F: Favorite anime?

A: I do not seek out anime to watch.
The only time I did that was with One Piece for some reason.

F: What is your gamer level!?

A: Monkey.

F: What is your least favorite religion?

A: Why are you asking me this?

F: Are you antivaxx?

A: Why?

F: Education?

A: Have you ever asked yourself, why is Pi×r×r the formula for the circle area?

F: Do you open water bottles with scissors?

A: Nani?

F: How good are you at HTML?

A: I suck.

F: I bet you spend most of your free time listening to VGM!!

A: I don't. After all, I can recite most VGM I have listened to from start to finish. 😉

F: Do you like to brag?

A: I usually don't like doing it. Not this time.

F: Do you value eye candy?

A: It can help in not getting eye cancer, but sometimes it does the opposite. XP fails at this. Don't hide the truth!!

F: Is this site SFW?

A: No porn or vore art. Chances of this changing are unlikely, but NSFW art will be marked as such if that does happen. Mildly suggestive content may occur (Ö), but whether they are actually suggestive or not may be difficult to answer at times...

F: May I send you nice pictures?

A: Please do this only in your dreams.

F: Do your characters copulate?

A: Well, chap, there are some things you simply do not ask someone about! I am quite cross right now!!

F: I'm a Vaporeon.

A: That explains a lot.

F: Do you roleplay?

A: No, that's what my drawing skills are for... I think.

F: Are your DMs open?

A: Please spam.

F: Do you use bug spray?

A: Do you use aerosol?

F: What is your drawing equipment?

A: My hands.

F: How much free time do you have?

A: Enough to "work" on this website everyday, apparently.

F: What do you understand under "beauty"?

A: I'm ace/aro.

F: Are you a Disney fan?

A: The films are mediocre for the most part, with few exceptions.

F: Isn't Disney childish?

A: When I see Mickey Mouse, I don't see a mouse. I see a rat.

F: How do you react to being blocked?

A: It depends. A Pedo-/Hebe-/Zoophile blocks me? Well, I don't really care. No, this is not an insult to you, viewer. I'm not calling you one. Unless, well, you happen to be one.

F: What do you see on Twitter?

A: You. Sorry, but I'm always watching you. My internet does not agree with this.

F: May I please block you?

A: There is nothing stopping you from doing that.

F: What do you think of when you see NSFW art?

A: I treat it like a normal art piece. There is no "ew" anywhere. Nor arousal. It's just. Mario. Why? Ask Twitter.

F: Is this just an excuse to talk about how special you are?

A: You are much more special.

F: You don't have to tell me every single time you update an article.

A: Wait, I do that?

F: I don't like you.

A: Hey, is this a Q&A or an interrogation?

F: Do you dislike me?

A: Harmony.

F: Do you have depression?

A: No, I don't think so.

F: Why write this Q&A here?

A: Think hard about your IQ!!!

F: Haha, Neocities! You didn't get a named entity!

A: ?

F: Bye~

A: Finally!

Do Not Interact - Generally Ignored Disclaimer

Ø No criminal ___Philes Ø
Please do not interact with me if you are a pedophile/zoophile.
I don't want to be near people who are willing to act upon these fetishes. I can't change how your brain works. Nor can I tell you what to do. But please. Don't hurt anybody, please. Thank.

Ø No discriminating parties (racism, etc.) Ø
It makes me uncomfortable to be around them.


Everyone else is probably welcome. You may spam messages as often as you want. Invade my privacy as hard as you can. Just don't send me NSFW pictures. Thank.