This is a website. Can you believe it? Probably not.
I am (maybe) an autist who also (more likely?) has ADHD, who may also have OCD, meaning I am a professional amateur at everything. That is all. I love you!
This is my personal website, where I do cool things.
My Big Brain is very enigmatic (debatable). You would probably not understand it, unless you also happened to have Big Brain. Then again, nobody understands brains...
Chances are, this site won't interest you. You may even dislike me, and that's OK. This entire site is full of emptiness. But, even so, perhaps I can get atleast a mild chuckle out of you.
Usually, I won't be talking about life issues on this website, because I, (un)fortunately for you, don't have any. This website's original purpose was to make you uncomfortable, but now it's just my personal domain.
More glamor, less gore as they say.
I am a casual artist, meaning all my artpieces are garbage. Here is something I drew in 5 minutes:
This is art.
I also make pixel art once in a green moon. Here is an example:
Originally, only the legs and the white part of the skirt was shown, so it looked like a pair of legs doing the hula. Now it looks like a corpse.
The sprite sheet is available for you to use for your projects... Even if I don't really see a use for it.
It's nothing groundbreaking, but for the first real attempt at drawing pixel art, I think it's not as shoddy as it could've been.
I do not have many social media accounts. This is because I can't see myself doing something with a TikTok account.
The Twitter account is relatively active. Expect walls of text. I don't tweet art very often on it.
Lizards: It's time to tip the scales, Declan.
Touhou Project: The characters range from interesting to not speaking a single line in the entire franchise. The games are forgiving, assuming you are familiar with the genre.
Crossovers: What would Naruto's Magic: The Gathering deck look like?
Writing: I do not think I am a good writer. But, to try and make you laugh, it is something I wish to accomplish someday. I laughed at my own joke once, so... I can't be too far off... I hope.
One Piece: Honestly, if you dislike childish stories or characters, I'm afraid this isn't for you. It's not really one of those shows that grows up with the viewer.
I just find it fun to watch. Think of it as Kirby.
What a strange comparison...
Bambi: It would've been so much better if Bambi's mother tried to exist.
Bodily Humor: Less ass, more sass.
Most say it the other way around. Because. . .
F: Are you homo?
A: No, I'm sapiens.
F: Sapiens sapiens?
A: I'm asexual.
F: Why not reptilian, or canine?
A: Why aren't you a reptile?
F: Are you a furry/scalie?
A: I don't have a fursona, but yes. Furries are cute. I'm not talking about the criminal ones, mind you.
F: Draw me a lizard.
A: I don't do commissions.
I wonder why.
F: Do you like LGBTQ+?
A: I am asexual.
F: What is your least favorite religion?
A: Why are you asking me this?
F: Is this site SFW?
A: No porn or vore. Chances of this changing are unlikely, but NSFW content will be marked as such if that does happen. Mild NSFW warnings may occur (suggestive poses), but they will also be marked, so you can be relieved.
F: May I send you nice pictures?
F: Do you use bug spray?
A: Do you use bug spray?
F: What do you understand under "beauty?"
A: I am asexual.
F: Are you a Disney fan?
A: I tend to be more interested in the film's history than the film itself (full offense to Bambi). Some films I only watch for the pretty visuals (also full offense to Bambi), while others are actually enjoyable. (Bambi not being one of 'em). I also question their business practices...
F: Isn't Disney childish?
A: When I see Mickey Mouse, I don't see a mouse. I see a poorly written character with zero personality.
Therefore, I am legally allowed to...?
F: How do you react to being blocked?
A: It depends. A Pedo-/Hebe-/Zoophile blocks me? Well, I don't really care. No, this is not an insult to you, viewer. I'm not calling you one. Unless, well, you happen to be one.
F: What do you see on Twitter?
A: You. Sorry, but I'm always watching you. My internet does not agree with this.
F: May I please block you?
A: There is nothing stopping you from doing that.
F: What do you think of when you see NSFW art?
A: Nothing. Either that, or I laugh at how ridiculous it is (Even if I understand why).
F: Is this just an excuse to talk about how special you are?
F: You don't have to tell me every single time you update an article.
A: This isn't really a question?
F: I don't like you.
A: Hey, is this a Q&A or an interrogation?
F: Do you dislike me?
F: Do you have depression?
A: No, I don't think so.
F: Why write this Q&A here?
A: Think hard about your IQ!!!
F: Haha, Neocities! You didn't get a named entity!
Please do not interact with me if you are a pedophile/zoophile! I simply do not want to be close to a criminal. If I find out, I will block you without delay. Please understand!
Similarily, I don't really want to be near a nazi. Or racists. Or homophobes.
You won't get blocked for following me if you support NFT (or bitcoins), but please don't preach about it. Thank you.
Everyone else is welcome. You may spam messages as often as you want. Invade my privacy as hard as you can. Just don't send me NSFW pictures. If I wanted to laugh, I'd just go watch iCarly or something.
You're filler, Harry— ⁛ (@silvousplaitai1) September 6, 2021