If I reviewed all those movies seperately at my pace, it'd take 10 years.
You'll be old by then, so here are my thoughts on these movies in short.
I may or may not know what I am talking about.
This page only discusses the Disney Animated Canon, because that's a thing. Live-action movies and TV shows (animated or not) are excluded. That includes your favorite one.
I update this article when more movies have been watched. Usually.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
This did not have to be 83 minutes long. Half of the movie consists of dwarf gags.
Snow White is 14, but that does not stop her from eating a stranger's apple. The prince does little to help Snow White.
The Queen is the best character in the movie. Grumpy undergoes character development, which is very mind-blowing..
Watch this movie with caution. If you are patient enough to handle multiple long scenes of filler in a row, you might like this one. Then you might like the One Piece anime aswell.
Why did Pinocchio die? Is that how sentient wood works? Do wooden puppets have lungs, can they suffer blunt force trauma?? The "mourning, but the victim gets rescued" scene is recycled straight from Snow White.
Jiminy Cricket needs to do better. He tends to give up on following Pinocchio. The movie goes from a musical to an adventure film halfway through; all the songs are in the first half of the movie.
Watchable movie. Figaro the cat undergoes a character arc. I find the ending interesting, because it is only a happy ending for Pinocchio and the gang; the kids trapped in Pleasure Island (twitter) and turned into donkeys are not so lucky. Though, I also would not have minded knowing how Stromboli reacts when he finds out Pinoke's not around...
Now, I want to compliment this movie's animation. If I made a Top 10 Best Animation in Movies, this one would take 0th place. That's a good place, right???
There is an intermission between each segment starring Deems Taylor, someone I don't know. He talks way too much. And spoils the segments. No, Deems, please don't tell me who represents which Greek god. Do not tell me the entire plot of The Sorcerers Apprentice. Like, have you heard of spoiler alert? And, in ten seconds, we see an adaption of that. Was this really necessary? Do you want me to press the skip button?
The first half of this musical programme is only worth mentioning for the animation. Let's list up the segments.
This movie will either bore you to tears, or you will marvel at the sights. Fugue and Suite are extremely subjective; it's best you experience them on your own and form an opinion yourself.
Functional film. The song they sing when working on the circus is arguably more racist than the crows. The "Pink Elephants on Parade" scene, albeit creative, is essentially filler for what is already a short feature length film. The animation succeeds with its simplicity; it fits the movie well.
The film ends quite abruptly. Timothy apparently forgets something as important as telling Dumbo about seeing his mother. But, the bonding scene is emotional.
This movie is short enough to warrant repeat viewings; it's little over an hour long. And unlike Saludos Amigos, this one is actually decent.
I don't think this is a 0/10.
The visuals are very Yes, music is also quite Yes and prevents the film from being a torture session for me. My hatred for this movie has nothing to do with the plot itself, but with the characters. They're a pile of excrement.
Bambi's mom does little else than take Bambi to places. She just feels like a device. Thus, her death is not as heartbreaking as it could've been.
Furthermore, her death is irrelevant to the plot. She never gets mentioned again. Bambi doesn't seem very sad about her death, which may have something to do with the fact that there is a seven-year timeskip inbetween the death scene and the next scene.
Thumper is horrid. He comes off more as a bully than as a friend. And he doesn't do anything of importance. If he didn't exist, how much would the movie change, really?
In general, most of the characters besides Bambi are not very interesting. Thumper and Flower do nothing, Faline is the basic love interest that Bambi has to fight for. Bambi also falls in love with her at at first sight after the timeskip. That's kinda sus.
Bambi's mom is an object.
The Prince and that senile owl are probably the best side characters. The former actually does something, and the owl doesn't torture me. Kudos.
Also, the transition between the death scene and the next scene is atrocious; the worst I've seen.
As soon as the next scene comes, immediately a song plays.
A happy-go-lucky song, called "Let's Sing A Gay Little Spring Song".
Needless to say, the film fails horribly at calming the young down after that death scene.
As for plot substance, well, it is perfect for a movie like this, so there's that. I don't know what kind of plot you could make from a deer's life besides one like Bambi, anyways.
Disney's gayest film they say on the movie poster, but I'd think that title belongs to the next film--- actually, that one's probably bi...
Four cartoon shorts put into one """""feature film""""". If you call 43 minutes feature length. All cartoons try to educate people about South America. They take place in various different countries and cities, like Chile. Unfortunately, most of what is told here is common knowledge nowadays. Cartoons are unmemorable, mostly. There are live-action segments inbetween each short, detailing South American life.
The finale introduces to us everybody's favorite high bird, Joe Carioca. Donald and Joe have some fun together while a song plays, and it ends just like that.
This is not Disney's gayest film. Unmemorable.
69 minutes long. What a joke. The last few minutes are an acid trip. There is a (semi-)shirtless anthro chicken. I don't like the implications.
Furthermore, Donald Duck hits on real human women. I hope Daisy doesn't know about this. Also, Donald kisses one of his friends at one point. Donald is bisexual.
Well, actually it was accidental.
This is also another movie about the South. Yet, unlike the previous movie, the shorts do not even seem to try to educate. The shorts are, well, short, and the rest of the movie is an LSD trip featuring three gay Caballeros. Their words, not me.
Watch only when sad.
Make Mine Music
If you live in America, then you're gonna have to deal with being unable to view this movie uncut, because Disney decided to remove an entire 7-minute segment from the Region 1 DVD. And the movie is not available on Disney+. Thanks, parents.
This is like Fantasia, but with 40s music. It is not that good.
The segments seem to go in a special order. First comes a longer, comedy driven cartoon short, with lots of women. Afterwards comes a shorter ballad that focuses on music and visuals, with next to no story. The only exception to this order is the last short.
The movie ends on a bittersweet note. But atleast we get singing opera clowns.
It feels like they just took random shorts, put them in an order and called it a day. The music is excruciatingly unmemorable. The best piece is at the opening credits. The fact that it's censored on Region 1 DVDs is not very motivating, either.
Fun and Fancy Free
Two half-hour featurettes put together into one film. I'm starting to see something here...
There are live-action+animation intermissions between each segment. This film also features a 40s ventriloquist, Edgar Bergen. I don't know him. Jiminy Cricket from Pinocchio features heavily in the intermissions. In general, the intermissions are a little bit odd. A little girl is invited to a party. The only there? An adult male ventriloquist. Vulgar times, the 40s.
The first segment is "Bongo", and it sucks. Circus bear wants to be free. Escapes circus train, but when he arrives in the forest, things don't seem very nice. This section of the featurette is drawn out. Eventually, Bongo finds Lulubelle, who can only be described as a nice seductor.
Everybody and their husband find the girl hot, and Everybody and their husband is also a hunk. Things seem bad for Bongo. Especially when a super strong hunk comes out to whoop Bongo's butt. Lulubelle slaps the hunk, but, apparently, a slap is a declaration of love in Bearland. Guess what happens next, because I am not telling you the rest. The narrator is a celebrity, by the way.
The second half of the movie is "Mickey and the Beanstalk". Better than Bongo, for sure. The comments from Edgar Bergen's puppets can range from good to annoying. That's all I can think of off the top of my head... Worth watching once or twice. Also has the famed Donald mental breakdown scene.
The stories have little to do with the movie title. In general, they don't really seem to have much in common. This is not really a movie to watch every month religiously.
Multiple shorts in one, like MMM. This is getting ridiculous. Quite honestly, I do not feel like listing up the segments. The film is inconsistent as usual. Even more so than Make Mine Music; it feels as if the people at Disney just put the segments in a random order.
The final segment, Pecos Bill, has me question logic. His love interest is the typical big-bang temperature woman. Near the end of the short, she sports an extremely large rear end. A fake rear end...
NOTE: This movie is also edited, albeit not as much as Make Mine Music. There is a scene featuring cigarrettes that has been cut.
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
Well, clearly, they were pretty poor in the 40s if snx of their animated films in that period are in this compilation format.