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Witcher 3 vs. Kirby (WiP)

Who would you rather play as?
A very warm white haired hunk, or a pink ball on legs?
The answer, is obvious. Ken.

After all, why choose something that's pink? Pink is the bane of everyone's existence, after all.
It fuels our hatred for Disney Princesses.
But why?

WIP
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